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sitcorn:

hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

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bikinipowerbottom:

"my dad said if i get 500,000 notes on this post I can-"

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Where it all began.

Where it all began.

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  • Dan: Look up (referring to game)
  • Phil: *actually looks up* *laughs*
  • Dan: *wants to commit murder*
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sadstagram:

Friend requirements:
1) if I accidentally put too much lotion on my hand u have to take half
2) that’s it

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lokis-booty:

Romantic things to say to your partner.

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  • Dan: Look up (referring to game)
  • Phil: *actually looks up* *laughs*
  • Dan: *wants to commit murder*
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  • person: did you hear that dan and phi-
  • me: yes
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thebutterflysgrave:

am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me

am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel

does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy

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